20 Cheesiest Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers

Posted Thursday, 23 July 2009 by Peter Alexander in Design, Entertainment, Photoshop

If you’re looking to romance a graphic designer, we can help. Here are some ice-breakers cheesier than Cheez Whiz guaranteed to help you find someone to love, to hold and to go halfers on a new copy of Photoshop CS4 with you.

I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?
Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.
You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.
I dig your look and feel.
If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?
Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?
What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
Mind if I take you for a usability test?

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Absolute gold

By Oli on Thursday, 23 July 2009 7:19 PM

The Global nav one is killer. You're either a designer yourself or you've had your heart broken by a cheese illustrator.

By Jess on Thursday, 23 July 2009 9:39 PM

I think some one should add "If only Helvetica Neue what I would like to do to you..."

By dalikdik on Friday, 24 July 2009 2:30 AM

corny

Love it.

By Bhop94 on Friday, 24 July 2009 3:35 AM

how about:
What Pantone are your underwear?
Would you be interested in exploring a figure/ground relationship?
My Haus or your Haus?
You're turning my descender into an ascender. (too dirty?)
How many levels of progressive disclosure is that dress?
B.

alan

By alan on Friday, 24 July 2009 5:14 PM

hahahahahahha

By Chris on Friday, 24 July 2009 5:16 PM

#000 should be full hex #000000 otherwise the color can be skipped and ignored on some browsers.. sorry :s

"Is this just hot water?! Oh crap.. your a safari..."

By Kat on Friday, 24 July 2009 5:24 PM

"You're so fine, you must be 1px."
"I'll make your clothes 0% opacity."

By Keith on Friday, 24 July 2009 5:24 PM

You've got lovely #00FFFF eyes.

By m on Friday, 24 July 2009 5:31 PM

most of these are a really terrible stretch.

"Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap? "

really? what's lipsum have to do with anything?

By Chad on Friday, 24 July 2009 6:26 PM

I wouldn't hit Ctrl+Z after a night with you.

By Phil on Friday, 24 July 2009 6:41 PM

You know the hotkey to my Magic Wand Tool.

By Nikki on Friday, 24 July 2009 6:43 PM

My favorite is #11. Great list!

Couldn't help it.

By KJops on Friday, 24 July 2009 6:58 PM

Is that Content Aware Scaling or are you just happy to see me?

You can adjust my curves any day.

I know just how you fill.

Baby got batch.

>

Let's get dirty

By rh on Friday, 24 July 2009 9:49 PM

First I think I'll stroke your curve, then I'd like to fill you.

MattyMat

By Mat von Kroeker on Friday, 24 July 2009 11:20 PM

You forgot the most obvious:

You give Neue meaning to the word Layout!!!

Yes

By ... on Saturday, 25 July 2009 12:11 AM

@no - not too bright, are you?

More cheese

By firebrandphotography on Saturday, 25 July 2009 4:42 AM

21. Let's go to bed and do the baseline shift.

22. Adobe should've called it InDesire.

23. With you, I'd never stop().

24. I hate Comic Sans too... wanna dance?

25. When I saw you, I had an Akzidenz Grotesk in my pants.

26. You put the ho in Hoefler.

27. My parents are from Pakistan and Latin America... that makes me Palatino.

28. I'm sorry, is my div tag open?

29. I'm hotter than Yuri Arcurs.

30. Mind if I perform a press check on you?

31. You are one hot Firefox... how about some Private Browsing?

32. Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.

And of course...

33. "Dreamweaver... I believe you can get me through the ni-ight."

Awesome guys!

By ssjothun on Sunday, 26 July 2009 10:56 AM

ROFL@firebrandphotography, Bhop94, Matt and everybody else - great stuff...keep it coming!

Sverre Bech-Sjøthun
Internet Marketing Director

www.crestock.com

By HaiPa on Monday, 27 July 2009 8:42 AM

One more:
34. "Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool"

great post and great comment

By fregal on Monday, 27 July 2009 10:51 AM

By Chad on Friday, 24 July 2009 6:26 PM
I wouldn't hit Ctrl+Z after a night with you.

that is an awesome pick up line :)

By guest on Monday, 27 July 2009 6:45 PM

Lets go to my Creative Suite and have some hex. #696969 is my best.

One more

By Matthew on Monday, 27 July 2009 6:49 PM

Can I select your area with my magic wand?

By Heather Crotsley on Monday, 27 July 2009 10:01 PM

Loving these posts! Do you guys have an RSS feed?

By Heather Crotsley on Monday, 27 July 2009 10:02 PM

duh, don't mind me. I found it. I know better than to rely on the icon at the top of the page!

fantastic!

By Tegan on Tuesday, 28 July 2009 12:58 AM

love it

By Brian Ross on Tuesday, 28 July 2009 2:22 PM

Show me your .tiffs

Another one.

By wilsonink on Tuesday, 28 July 2009 8:27 PM

You should use the clone tool on that pubic hair. lol!

By NBK on Tuesday, 28 July 2009 8:51 PM

Great List! So funny. Firebrandphotography, Akzidenz Grotesk one made me LOL.

By redmike on Wednesday, 29 July 2009 1:24 AM

Mind if I put some transparencies on your clothes?

By cb3 on Wednesday, 29 July 2009 2:32 AM

Baby I want to have you liquefy my tool!

By firebrandphotography on Wednesday, 29 July 2009 4:00 AM

IMO, Best in Show to Brian Ross (Judge Ross?), and Bhop94's descender/ascender is good too.

By Don on Wednesday, 29 July 2009 7:36 PM

LOL @Brian Ross

...and that's only at 50% view.

An addition

By J.T. on Wednesday, 29 July 2009 10:39 PM

I could also go with "Can I Ctrl+O your blouse and Ctrl+S this moment forever?"

Gotta agree with firebrand...

By Bhop94 on Thursday, 30 July 2009 2:26 AM

Brian Ross for teh win. Can't believe I didn't think of the .tiffs... thats gold! - I bet your tiffs look even better uncompressed.

Cool!

By Euroangel on Thursday, 30 July 2009 11:56 AM

seems cool!!!

By Skip on Friday, 31 July 2009 12:28 AM

Trust me babe, he'll never find out. I know how to preserve transparency.

By nathan on Saturday, 1 August 2009 6:27 PM

I'd like to Ctrl+Z your pants . . .

By DerSepa on Wednesday, 5 August 2009 7:19 PM

nathan: "I'd like to Ctrl+Z your pants . . ."

or "I'd like to Ctrl+X your pants . . ."???

By Ehab on Monday, 24 August 2009 2:44 PM

Funny :D

By Heb on Monday, 24 August 2009 10:06 PM

1. I would love it if you Felt my Marker.

Lol

By GalaxyTurbo on Tuesday, 25 August 2009 12:01 AM

Lets say you and me meet up sometime, and I can do your frontend AND your backend.

TBag

By TBag on Tuesday, 1 September 2009 12:38 AM

Let's crop out your boyfriend and play with my tool

CUNextTues

By CUNextTuesday on Tuesday, 1 September 2009 12:39 AM

I like to be touched...and re-touched

By mike rupert on Tuesday, 1 September 2009 6:00 PM

im not fred flintstone but i could make ur bed rock

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