Propaganda Parodies Part 2: Join the Proctological Corps!

Posted Tuesday, 4 August 2009 by Lars Hasvoll Bakke in Design, Entertainment, Inspiration
This week's selection of propaganda parodies is a real hodgepodge, mixing German Luftwaffels, French defeatism, homo-erotic sailors and a whole lot of general shenanigans.
america-is-for-drilling
America-is-for-drilling
3-the-national-parks-are-for-drilling

Three wonderful WPA tourism promotion posters, smoothly converted into pro-oil posters.

In case the WPA abbreviation is new to you, it stands for Works Progress Administration and was the largest of the American New Deal agencies during the Great Depression of the 1930's. Mainly, it employed people who would otherwise have gone unemployed in building bridges, schools, parks and so on, but also had a host of talented artists on board, some of whom churned out one outstanding poster after another. Like the originals these are based on, many promoted various US tourist sites to americans.


carpool-bad-for-big-oil-detroit-america
modern-wars-fought-for-oil

While I'll be the first person to advocate a critical look at the motives behind wars, looking beyond the lofty ideals and rosy rhetoric modern leaders are so good at delivering nowadays (liberty, democracy, peace etc.), the pedantic know-it-all in me must protest the suggestion that all wars today are fought for oil. With recent kerfuffles in Iraq, Nigeria and Sudan in mind, it's an easy assumption to make, but recent or ongoing wars in Colombia, Pakistan, Sri Lanka and the Gaza strip suggests otherwise.

But of course, I realize that's probably taking this poster a bit too serious.


might-makes-right

A cynic (or a realist as he would call himself) would not have much trouble arguing that this short maxim is what's at the heard of US foreign policy. You won't find the American president making such claims, nor the Pentagon or State Department, Americans have always been experts at expressing their foreign goals in purely idealistic terms.

I for my part do not believe that everything that country does abroad is power politics and cynicism, veiled in pretty words. Instead of launching into a long, boring argument about what the United States are really up to abroad, I'll quote British historian Arnold Toynbee to sum up some of the essence; "America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair."


american-skies-safer-than-ever-before

Clever coupling of a message that at first glance seemingly has nothing to do with the imagery in the poster. You get the feeling that it's a puzzle (albeit a simple one), waiting for you to solve it.


gin-and-juice
Beer-sneak-one-in-at-recess

A simple, frivolous parody of an old Nazi poster, supporting the raising of funds for the construction of youth hostels.


Dave_Pryor_KermitTheGorf_sm

A wonderful original poster looking nicely authoritarian, which coupled with an utterly trivial theme makes it wonderfully absurd. The theme, to my understanding, is Kermit the Frog arguing with a t-shirt salesman, found in this Sesame Street scene, a classic according to those who understand such matters.


disband-the-UN
be-patriotic
too-scared
proctological-corps

It's the middle of the night outside of Berlin. Dr. Goebbels sleeps fitfully, as if he knows something mean is lurking in the woods outside. The window of his picturesque little cabin is open, nothing but the cold night air moving through. A strong breeze beats through the forrest, trees creaking. The man moving through the cloudy night casts no shadows, makes no noise. Minutes later, he's through the window and inside. No lubrication, just two strong arms and one very long glove.

When it's all over, the man vanishes into the night. A note is left on the floor: You just got served. - The U.S. Proctological Corps


Downloading-communism
Keep-surfing-on-company-time,-Miss
brown-give-em-the-stuff-to-fight-with-brown-people
dry-humped
Christian-men

If there was one thing US propagandists during World War II loved making, it was homo-erotic posters showing sweaty, muscly men handling huge phallic objects. This manly man, stroking a lumbering hunk of shiny brass and boom-boom-powder is a case in point.


drown-us-navy
amphetamines-pilot-too-many-missions

How many times have we not heard of some bizarre, synthetic drug being invented by one country's military or the other, not to mention villains in movies and games, such as Max Payne, always with the aim of creating the super-soldier. Amphetamine and methamphetamine were particularly popular in most major forces of World War II, used to prevent fatigue. Supposedly, Hitler was administered daily doses of meth. Amphetamine was still in use among US forces as late as 2003, when four Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan were killed by friendly fire served by two American pilots high on amphetamine, an event this poster aludes to.


afghanistan
show-us-your-tits

A simple, stupid and hilarious parody of an exuberant Soviet poster promoting farm collectivization at the start of the 1930's.


E-Coli
Eat-your-luftwaffel

Eat your Luftwaffles. They are so light and fluffy!

Jamming in a crude waffle and making a rather obvious, cheap play on the name of Germany's airforce, this parody is really to simple and silly, but I think it's wonderful for just that reason. I mean, just look at that waffle! It's huge!


FedEx-uniting-the-republics

The Soviet Union, being rather big and not swamped in transportation infrastructure, could use some good aircraft to reach remote areas. Thus, it became the origin of some insane pieces of aviation design, stuff that would humble anything used by FedEx, or any other modern western airlines for that matter.

There's the Mil V-12, the world's largest helicoper, the Beriev Albatros jet-powered sea-plane, the Antonov 225 transport aircraft, heaviest airplane in the world, and of course, the fabulous Caspian Sea Monster. Luckily for aviation geeks like myself, some present-day Russians retain that sense of brilliant madness which inspired these planes, and Beriev are now supposedly developing an heir to the Sea Monster, called the BE-2500, only it'll be five times as heavy, if it's ever built.


Get-your-spoon

The Spoon? A real-life movement, perhaps inspired by The Wave? More likely, it's some pointless, ironic Internet meme (or upcoming meme), though it's new to me. Cool artwork in any case, with obvious Soviet propaganda styling.


drink-for-freedomgetloaded

Modern Drunkard Magazine is an actual American magazine which seems to love nothing more than ripping of old ads and propaganda posters as a source of effective and funny graphic material. Their "Hate mail" section, with their own respons and commentary, is quite amusing ("I was a little busy, so I lazily fell back on the classic You Remind Me of Hitler Defense").


IPod-ban-in-effect

Parodies of the iPod silhouette adverts have been standard fare on the web for a while now, but happily, there are still good fun to be had from them, and it's very necessary. I'm tired of having to explain that "no, it's not an iPod, it's an Mp3-player" whenever someone spots my Sanza Fuze and start feeling that fond feeling of Apple brotherhood with me. For the record, no, I'm not advocating taking a Katana to any and all iPod users. Seeing as I've got quite a few misguided pod-bearing friends, that would be awfully bad manners of me.


penguin-nuclear-winter
ozone-hole

Supposedly based on the poster of some French sci-fi movie. I have no idea what it's called, but by the looks of the poster, it's about lumpy stormtroopers or Michelin Men in a Munch-esque landscape, which I'd say is a good premise for any sci-fi.


pilgrims-loved-state-sponsored-religion
gay-marriage-endangers-America
quiet-faggot
you-bet-im-leaving-america
Keep-em-phallic
phallic-shells

Another two takes on the phallic ordnance theme. For more of the same, see my earlier post on US propaganda posters.


Secure-beneath-watchful-eyes-REAL

Oh, hang on, this isn't a parody, it's the real deal. These posters appeared in London during October of 2002, and are dead serious. I feel fairly sure that if something like this had turned up in my neighborhood, it would have turned me into an instant vandal, leaving this rubbish up would not have been an option.

They're so ridiculously big brother, you wouldn't even find this stuff in the Stalin-era Soviet Union. What were they thinking?!? Those eyes floating in the sky should do a good job scaring the public shitless. The fact that their pupils are made up of the London Buses logo doesn't help, they're red, evil and up to no good.


40-When-a-man-with-no-face-passes-you-buy,-remember-remember-that-man-is-a-spy

Stellar advice that everyone would do well to remember.


41-spelling-counts
Take-care-Counterstrike-can-cripple

I'm a young guy, but I feel old when I think back to when, for a short period between Beta versions 5 to 7, I played Counterstrike. That's around 10 years ago, and every now and then, I hear that it's still hugely popular, and I scratch my head and wonder why, I never really got it. But of course, I still enjoy the original Colonization and Police Quest games, so who am I to question Counterstrikes continued popularity?


leave-no-child-behind
the-draft-is-coming-back
We-give-up

An old joke that won't get old. For the last 150 years, France's military record is less than illustrious. In the 1860's the silly Emperor Napoleon III (nephew of the original Bonaparte) decided that invading Mexico would be a good idea. It wasn't. Then, in 1870, the infinitely brighter Prussian "iron chancellor" Otto von Bismarck tricked the same emperor into launching the Franco-Prussian war, in which France was thoroughly pummeled, and Napoleon III fled into exile.

Then the First World War came along, again pitting France against Germany, and while it was technically a french victory, that was only thanks to British and American assistance. Determined not to suffer another humiliation at the hands of the Germans, the French constructed the impregnable Maginot defense line on their German border. Unfortunately, the French had forgot about the existence of Belgium on their northern border, which the Germans used as a back-door into France in the summer of 1940. The post-war years were spent loosing guerilla wars against colonial insurgents in Algeria and Indo-China. The most recent inspiration for this poster, I assume, was President Jaques Chirac's opposition to the US attack on Iraq, which was popularly interpreted as a sign of French cowardice and defeatism.

All this of course overlooks the fact that France for more than 200 years up until the defeat of Napoleon I in 1814 was Europe's most powerful nation, by far. At its apex, under Napoleon I, France controlled half of continental Europe.


visit-scenic-afghanistan

Another excellent WPA tourism poster. The WPA posters really are a treasure trove of wonderful graphic material. If you like this stuff, check out the Library of Congress' 900+ collection of WPA posters. The website might be a bit dull, and many posters look a tad faded, but there's no mistaking the quality of these posters.


45-thoughtcrime-dont-think-bad-thoughts
Thousands-of-people-take-photos-every-day

London seems to have a knack for weird security-related posters. Again, this is an original, appearing around London in February of 2008. Keeping in mind that London is one of the foremost tourist-attracting cities in the world, attracting millions of camera-touting tourists each year, I'm wondering what the various police agencies of London would regard as a successful response to this campaign.

After all, what's an odd photographer? Brown skin or a good tan? Beards? Turbans? How can you realistically expect lay people to be able to spot suspect people with cameras scouting targets, without it turning into a massive source of irrelevant reports? Naturally, a rosary-toating fellow with a strange hat pushing a wheelbarrow of gunpowder kegs towards Parliament is suspect, but who wouldn't report that?


Millions-of-people-take-photos-every-day-some-of-them-are-brown

A parody on the former poster, referring also to the horrific murder of electrician Jean Charles de Menezes at the hands of London Metropolitan Police officers at a tube station in July of 2005. Of Brazilian extraction, de Menezes apparently looked a bit too "terroristy" for his own good.


That-tie-is-suspicious-and-may-contain-a-camera

I'd love to hear the background of the situation depicted, the guys expression seems to suggest he's about to experience a summary execution, or the very least, being thrown in the dungeons for life, along with his entire family.


visit-your-old-job-india
Waldos-watching-you

In our post on American propaganda, we included the Darth Vader-like original. In part 1 of this mini-series, the menacing Jerry under the helmet had been replaced by a similarly spooky John Ashcroft, robbing your civil liberties. To round off this post, we've got the usually friendly childhood favourite Waldo, doing his usual hiding business, albeit dressed rather uncharacteristically and looking not-so-nice with bloodshot eyes.


Acknowledgements

This post would not have been possible without these wonderful resources, highly recommended for anyone hungry for more of what they've seen so far:

The Propaganda Remix Project - The origin of a great many of the old remixed posters seen here, all done by Micah Wright. Wright has authored three books, brim full of his best remix material.

Worth1000.com Propaganda contests - Worth1000's string of propaganda photoshop contests is a great place to check out all sorts of twists made on old propaganda material. Use the drop-down box on the left to navigate between the various contests.

The White House - Not the official White House website, but rather one dedicated to all sorts of satire and humour on George W. Bush's expense, including a considerable collection of "Patriotic posters".

Modern Humorist - The origin of a couple excellent posters seen here.

...and of course, the talented PR people of London Buses, as well as London's police agencies.


Daily Free Stock Photo The Weekly Free Stock Image
We are giving away a free, high quality photo every week! Get Your Image

Comments:

LOL
By thesupe87 on Wednesday, 5 August 2009 1:30 PM
These are hilarious :)
By chicago website design on Thursday, 6 August 2009 9:31 PM
That was an extensive list of propaganda posters, kudos on the lol'z!
Now, The Bad News!
By Uncle B on Sunday, 9 August 2009 11:38 AM
These posters are mostly based in sad truths! The oil in Turkmenistan is the reason for Afghanistan, We haven't gotten a drop of Iraqi oil, and we died for it, but China pays a good buck for it - same with Iranian oil - they get it all! Uber-Rich Americans are invested heavily in Beijing, Shanghai and Hong-Kong markets, safely converted to 'Yuan" as the U.S.dollar plummets to all time lows with your savings, 401k's etc. GM (American) busted, and on welfare, our welfare, we pay! while GM(China) prospered! - from the same head office! New York banksters commit treason, and get rewards? Pensions? Bush broke the constitution, to play psychopath with prisoners? Planned obsolescence in American cars guarantees a market for Asian cars? Smokestack industries sold, and moved to China, American "Legacy Workers" line up at food banks, soup kitchens! Composting and humanure popular in American garden patches in Shanty towns, Hoovervilles, and Tent cities, in America the Strong, and Free - free to starve to death, quietly, in shame! until New York City started putting hungry, broke, job-seekers on buses to smaller poorer centers to get rid of the poor dumb bastard-sheeple! Remember: McMansions foreclose! "Earth Arks" survive! The next "Economic Downturn" is part of an inevitable Capitalistic, corporate economy! Be prepared this time! When the Pricks at the top tell you to "Spend! Spend! Spend!" that is the signal! The shiites about to hit the fan, and it is time to "Duck and Cover"!
Right On, Uncle B
By Bucky on Monday, 10 August 2009 2:54 AM
Big Brother's got us watching each other now too.
Such language!
By Justin Moore on Monday, 10 August 2009 6:04 AM
As much as I enjoy the images, and the message, of you post, I am forced to protest the use of "kerfuffles" in a sentence.
RIGHT ON!
By Mike on Monday, 10 August 2009 5:11 PM
Hilarious! Wish I had thought of this.
Fail.
By Guest on Tuesday, 11 August 2009 7:32 AM
The author would do well to actually pay attention to the "dunce" poster. LOSING/LOOSING. The fact that this exact mistake was made so shortly after the poster is funny and a little sad.
muzz
By muzz on Tuesday, 11 August 2009 3:08 PM
You seem to fail to understand the London "Watchful Eye" poster. It is indeed a parody of 1930's propaganda posters and over here in the UK we are savvy enough to understand and enjoy it as such. Transport for London has a great reputation for producing innovative, creative artwork.
By diclicin on Tuesday, 11 August 2009 9:14 PM
Nice spot Fail but still a great great way to kill ten minutes. Thanks for making the site guys.
Not quite the spoon you're thinking of.
By Sally_Jones on Wednesday, 12 August 2009 7:32 AM
I feel silly for this...
"27-Get-your-spoon" is a redrawn image by Wang Guangyi. The original is called "Great Castigation Series: Coca-Cola" and was completed in 1993. So it wouldn't be Soviet, but Communist.
for you pedro...
By brain ray on Sunday, 16 August 2009 5:46 PM
give 'em brown people. thats hilarious
YOU'RE FREE TO LEAVE!
By slither99 on Wednesday, 19 August 2009 2:38 AM
Whoever set up this site, Please go back to Russia, or France, or wherever you came from! YOU"RE FREE TO LEAVE!! (& Please take OBAMA WITH YOU!!!).
ok slither99
By porcinophine on Friday, 21 August 2009 2:30 AM
..... he can come with me ... lol
ok slither99
By porcinophine on Friday, 21 August 2009 2:33 AM
..... he can come with me ... lol .......whoops .. Osama that is, NOT Obama
lol wut
By Silveus on Friday, 21 August 2009 2:02 PM
But slither99, your military bases and multinational corporations and their products will follow him wherever he goes. So how about your people GTFO'ing instead?
IT
By on Monday, 24 August 2009 5:10 AM
Hi Great Article, I'm new to Sharepoint and this is a great reference to have for our implementation and my planning

IT solution

Add your comment:

Further comments have been disabled on this post.